“An Invitation to High Tea at the Tea Room at Rose Haven from the Mad Hatter”
Dear Curious Guest,
Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! You are hereby invited to the most marvelous, most whimsical, and most utterly nonsensical High Tea Party at the Tea Room at Rose Haven!
Join me, the Mad Hatter, for an afternoon of delightful teas, scrumptious treats, and fantastical fun. Expect the unexpected, for in Wonderland, time is but a figment and tea is forever!
Date: The Next Unbirthday (August 24th, 2024)
Time: A Very Important Date–Precisely Half Past a Whisker (One Seating Beginning at 11am!)
Location: The Enchanting Tea Room at Rose Haven
Dress code: Your most whimsical attire, of course! Hats are a must, the madder the better!
Prepare for riddles, revelry, and the company of some of Wonderland’s finest. The White Rabbit, and perhaps even the Cheshire Cat might make an appearance!
RSVP by whispering to the nearest looking glass or by sending a message down the rabbit hole. One MUST have a Madness Entry Token to enter, and those must be obtained before noon on August 23rd, or alas, the opportunity will have passed!
Please give us the names of everyone in your party, so we can be prepared to welcome each of you properly. And if any of your party requires special provisions or potions, tell the Mad Hatter in plenty of time so he can accommodate your special requests.
Yours in perpetual tea-time, The Mad Hatter
P.S. Beware of the Queen of Hearts – she’s been known to shout, “Off with their heads!” at the slightest provocation. But fear not, we have plenty of tea to calm her down.